Fmlsdaily: Today, My Husband Dropped Me Off At Work. Ten Minutes Later I Got A Text Saying “I Just Dropped The B*Tch Off I’ll Be There In A Few Baby, Miss You”. I Asked Him About It. He Said, “I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, Megan”.
fmlsdaily: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
