roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Sinning-Is-Winning: Like I Need To Remind Myself

Daintylolihime: Don’t Insult Your Kids, It’s Damaging And Ruins Their Self Esteem Don’t Insult Your Kids, It’s Damaging And Ruins Their Self Esteem Don’t Insult Your Kids, It’s Damaging And Ruins Their Self Esteem And Makes You A Shitty Person

Tvaros: I Love Watching My Innocent Friends Slowly Transform Into Beautiful Horny Butterflies As We Get Older

Xast: Hotmail Only Got Named Hotmail After I Made An Account

Anarchy, My Dear

Hannahpooper: How The Fuck Does Sexting Even Start Like “Haha Ok That’s Cool But Let’s Talk About My Dick Now”

Jewelstaites: How To Give A Good Handjob Bop It Pull It Twist It

Fasterfood: People Are Always Like “Why Do U Look So Emotionless When U Walk Through The Hallways” At School But I Dont Understand What They Expect Me To Do When I Walk To Class Like Am I Supposed To Smile And Skip Around Tossing Flowers To Everyone

Bluepikmin: Blaze It

Snapchatting: There Is So Much Grass In The World. There Are Probably 46, Maybe Even 47. Nature Is Beautiful

Ass-Full-Of-Cass: Totallynotmisha: Matt-Smiths-Legs: You Missed The Most Important One

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