Capteinkio: Fasterfood: U Wake Up On Christmas Morning And Go Downstairs, Full Of Excitement. Somebody Is Stealing All Of Your Christmas Presents. It Is Jesus. “Its My Birthday, Not Yours” He Hisses Menacingly, Then Runs Away With All Your Gifts
nohetero: patarnon: me catching some gnarly waves i’m not mad that you passed up the opportunity to say surfing the web i’m just disappointed
