oomshi: dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me

oomshi: dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me

Wankbankofamerica: I Seriously Want The Job Where You Name Nail Polishes

Bondoge: Baconstuck: Bondoge: This Is A Giant Cucumber That We Found Hanging From A Tree On The Side Of The Road. I Tried It And It Was Disgusting So I Threw It In The Neighbors Hot Tub Cucumbers Grow On Vines. I Had Cucumbers In My Garden The Last

Cybugs: One Time My Uncle Bought A Tumbleweed So Every Time One Of His Students Made A Bad Joke He Could Roll It Across The Classroom

🌟 The Air Club 🌟

🌟 The Air Club 🌟

Ghostboyfriend: What Do We Want? Cute Boys When Do We Want Them? Maybe In Like An Hour Or So I Need To Shower And Get Ready For This

Theyellowbrickroad: Sorry I Dont Think I Can Come To Ur Birthday Party Theres A Rumor Going Around That U Dont Have Wifi :/

Nutellaslave: Blank: If You Want Cute Names For Your Partner Just Use Ones On Candles They’re So Beautiful Like Pumpkin Spice Or Passion Flower Or Midnight Rose Or Vanilla Bean

Why Am I Still Here

Snapchatting: Petition To Change Earth’s Name To Gay Planet 69

Urbancatfitters: Ew The Future Ew Get It Away From Me Dont Let It Touch Me

Engage-With-Zorp: Wanted To Squeeza

GoneMild GoneWildCD