suethespiders: *rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders: rides off into the sunset on your dad

You Have Balls. I Like Balls.

Danaorherdouble: Casandkittens: Gandalfthesassy: Casandkittens: Today A Kid In My Drama Class Got Detention But He Pulled A Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Free Card Out Of His Wallet And My Teacher Let Him Out Of It How Do You Get Detention In Drama Long

Lady-Samantha: Oh My God Stop It

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Budvveiser: Do You Think Clouds Look Down On People And Think “That Ones Shaped Like An Idiot”

Hullaballoons: What If There Is No Real Answer To How Sherlock Survived The Fall And Its Just Gonna Be Like

Poopflow: Sexhaver: I Just Wanna See What Mackleman Drew In 3Rd Grade That Was So Good It Made Him Question His Sexuality Dicks

Punkmonksteven

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Ratmother: One Time I Was Laughing With My Sister And I Said Haha Hokey Pokey Is Kinda Like Sex. In Out In Out Shake It All About. And She Just Looked At Me Dead In The Eyes And ‘You Put Your Right Leg In’

Wanktissue: I Just Heard A Blood Curdling Scream Coming From My Sisters Room So I Ran In There All Worried And She Looks Up From Her Laptop And Whispered, “I Liked One Of His Photos From 2009”

Gaykatniss: My New Theme Song

Hairpulling Hairy