roughrimjob: *dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

roughrimjob: dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel I’m eating healthy

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Grrrlfever: If Ur Secretly In Love With Me U Should Tell Me Not Because Those Feelings Might Be Reciprocated But Because Its Really Good For My Ego

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Ps4Official: The Tables Have Turned

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Vfilthy: Me

Heyfunniest: Russell Brand Telling Westboro Baptist What’s Up.

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