partybarackisinthehousetonight: dear diary,day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family

partybarackisinthehousetonight: dear diary,day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family

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