moseby: there are 10 hot builders in my house and 3 of them just came into my bedroom to ask where the hot water cylinder is im gonna get married

moseby: there are 10 hot builders in my house and 3 of them just came into my bedroom to ask where the hot water cylinder is im gonna get married

Avvkvvardness: The Chamber Of Seacrest

Spookbot: I Just Found Out My (Female) Cousin Has A Girlfriend I Wish I Could Message Her Like But If You’re The Gay Cousin And I’m The Gay Cousin Then Who’s Driving The Car???

Jakemalik: One Night My Roommate Brought Home A Girl From A Party He Was At And I Was Up When They Came Home Eating Fruit Roll Ups And I Offered The Girl Some And She Ended Up Sleeping In My Bed With Me And Now I’m Known In My Whole Residence As The

Babyferaligator: Loudmouthed: My Mom Has A Tumblr Is She Hot

Bemusedlybespectacled: # I Have Always Adored The Neverland Justice System

K4Rkl3S: Blaze It, I Whisper As I Light My Homework On Fire

Versace Bedsprings

Perks-Of-Being-Chinese: Omfg

Bagmilk: The Bible Says Drake &Amp;Amp; Josh Not Adam &Amp;Amp; Eve

Rneerkat: With Great Power Comes A Great Electricity Bill

Synecdoche: I Made A Sim Of Myself And She Died But Often Comes Back As A Ghost To Use The Computer Because Yeah, Sounds About Right

Jazz Hands

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