Jakemalik: One Night My Roommate Brought Home A Girl From A Party He Was At And I Was Up When They Came Home Eating Fruit Roll Ups And I Offered The Girl Some And She Ended Up Sleeping In My Bed With Me And Now I’m Known In My Whole Residence As The
spookbot: i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend i wish i could message her like but if YOU’RE the gay cousin and I’M the gay cousin THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???
