qazeb: My friend always thinks it’s hilarious to dislocate his shoulder when he’s drunk. The look on this girl’s face says otherwise.

qazeb: My friend always thinks it’s hilarious to dislocate his shoulder when he’s drunk. The look on this girl’s face says otherwise.

Barebackinq: Barebackinq: What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes? Lucky, Because He Doesnt Have To Look At Your Tagged/Me

I’m So Upset I Have To Choose Between Being Asleep And Being On The Computer Sometimes

Dantes-Disco-Inferno: Sometimes The Jokes Write Themselves

Frankierofightingsociety: Why Doesn’t Anywhere Sell Normal Clothes For Women? Like I Want A Plain Black Fuckin Sweater Not A Mohair Cross Stitch Embroidered Cropped Asymmetrical Slouch Longline Short Sleeved Drop Hem Thing With A Hole In The Back

Dramastarter: Nobody Can Know

Babyferaligator: Walks Into A Store I Am The New President I Instantly Become The New President Because The Customer Is Always Right

Kaydolfhitler: My Friend From Germany Made A Twitter And I Literally Cry At All Of His Tweets

In Dire Need Of A Wii U

Carry-On-My-Consulting-Tardis: “What House?” “Montague!” “What House?” “Montague” “What House?????” “Montague!!” “Montagues! Getcha Head In The Game!”

Mochihugs: What Is This Supposed To Mean. What Are You Trying To Tell Me. What The Fuck

Chicagno: Caught The Bae Sleeping &Amp;Lt;3

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