dantes-disco-inferno: Sometimes the jokes write themselves

dantes-disco-inferno: Sometimes the jokes write themselves

Frankierofightingsociety: Why Doesn’t Anywhere Sell Normal Clothes For Women? Like I Want A Plain Black Fuckin Sweater Not A Mohair Cross Stitch Embroidered Cropped Asymmetrical Slouch Longline Short Sleeved Drop Hem Thing With A Hole In The Back

Dramastarter: Nobody Can Know

Babyferaligator: Walks Into A Store I Am The New President I Instantly Become The New President Because The Customer Is Always Right

Kaydolfhitler: My Friend From Germany Made A Twitter And I Literally Cry At All Of His Tweets

In Dire Need Of A Wii U

Carry-On-My-Consulting-Tardis: “What House?” “Montague!” “What House?” “Montague” “What House?????” “Montague!!” “Montagues! Getcha Head In The Game!”

Mochihugs: What Is This Supposed To Mean. What Are You Trying To Tell Me. What The Fuck

Chicagno: Caught The Bae Sleeping &Amp;Lt;3

Meowdy

Flipphones: Whenever I’m Sad I Just Remember The Time My Little Brother Was In Year 8 And He And A Bunch Of His Lil Friends Tried Smoking Weed On School Grounds But Got Caught And Suspended But Not Expelled Because The ‘Weed’ Their Dealer Had Sold

.::The Queen Bee::.

Starlit-Notes: I Would Like To Thank My Arms, For Always Being By Side. My Legs, For Always Supporting Me, And My Fingers…Because I Can Always Count On Them.

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