Wanktissue: Remember That Time I Worked In A Shoe Store And I Asked A Guy If He Needed A Hand And He Held Up One Of His Arms And He Didn’t Have A Hand And He Said “Clearly” And Laughed Really Hard And I Didn’t Know What To Do
rabioheab: my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also
