residentmadscientist: kidinabearsuit: An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool. Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had

residentmadscientist: kidinabearsuit: An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool. Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had

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Zarry: I Feel This On A Spiritual Level

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Cespur: Im Just A Simple Bird Living A Simple Life

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D-A-R-K-E-R: And Here Ladies And Gentlemen You Will See Ed Sheeran Casually Riding The Subway To His Own Show

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