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zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
Trillow: &Amp;Ldquo;Hello 911 I’d Like To Report A Murder In Th-&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Haha, Wow You’re A Little Snitch. Hold On A Sec. Hey Dave, Check Out This Fuckin Snitch On Line Three&Amp;Rdquo;
Cespur: Im Just A Simple Bird Living A Simple Life
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A Salt God's Daughter
Poopflow: People Who Dry Swallow Pills Go Hard As Hell And Should Not Be Fucked With
Girlfights: Reblog If You Had Plans For The Cranberry Juice
Davidbyrne: I Love Laughing About The Friend Zone Because It’s So Dumb Like You Know Most Of Those Dudes Aren’t Even In The “Friend Zone” They’re In The “Ugh God Not This Dude Again” Zone
D-A-R-K-E-R: And Here Ladies And Gentlemen You Will See Ed Sheeran Casually Riding The Subway To His Own Show
Laurosnes: More Celebrities Should Donate Blood Like Could You Imagine Having The Blood Of Meryl Streep Running Through Your Veins
Starksfell: My Favourite Kind Of Friendship Is One Where There’s A Mutual Understanding Of The Fact That We Both Have Our Own Lives So We Won’t Be Able To Talk Or Hang Out All The Time But When We Do Talk Or Hang Out It’s Like Picking Up Right
D R E A M I N G
Gambino-On-Fire: This Is Perfect.
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