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Sexual Spatula

Sexual Spatula

Qats: James Franco Is So Cute Omg

Qats:  James Franco Is So Cute Omg

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Below Average Blog

Merasmus: My Son

Merasmus:  My Son

Awiccanfromdetroit: When You Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night Thirsty As Shit Then Go Get Some Water And It Tastes Like Jesus Himself Came Down From Heaven To Cry Wonderful Distilled Tears Of Joy Into Your Cup

Awiccanfromdetroit:  When You Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night Thirsty As Shit

Deucebowl: She Reaches Down Seductively. I Guide Her Hand To My Zipper. She Unzips My Fanny Pack By Mistake. Raviolis Spill Out Everywhere

Deucebowl:  She Reaches Down Seductively. I Guide Her Hand To My Zipper. She Unzips

A-Lotte:

A-Lotte:

Feministbadwolf: Xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: *Obnoxious Adult Voice* Aren’t You A Bit Young To Say You Want To Smash The Patriarchy, Trash Tradition And Rebel Against The System? *Phineas’ Voice* Yes. Yes I Am.

Feministbadwolf:  Xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:  *Obnoxious Adult Voice* Aren’t

Ninthdoctorisbestdoctor: Ender-Friend: Ender-Friend: My Little Brother Came Into My Room And Told Me That There Was Water All Over The Bathroom Floor So I Got Up And Grabbed A Towel And Ran Into The Bathroom To Find All Of My Water Energy Pokemon Cards

Ninthdoctorisbestdoctor:  Ender-Friend:  Ender-Friend:  My Little Brother Came Into

Shattystrashstache: Real Friendship Is Sending Them A Link To Something Terrible So You Can Both Be Traumatized At The Same Time

Shattystrashstache:  Real Friendship Is Sending Them A Link To Something Terrible

Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands

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