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very-best-text-posts: rzkk: god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal  .txt

very-best-text-posts: rzkk: god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months

very-best-text-posts: rzkk: god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months

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Very-Best-Text-Posts: Missingleftsock: Nataliesnicket: &Amp;Ldquo;Shit Ton&Amp;Rdquo;

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Very-Best-Text-Posts: Magifran: Math Is One Letter Away From Meth And Guess Which

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Hoespice-Deactivated20180619: I Forgot The Actual Saying So I Just Sent My Friend

Broternia: *Begins Breakdancing Gently* What’s Wrong, Son 

Broternia: *Begins Breakdancing Gently* What’s Wrong, Son 

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Highmiranda: Does Anyone Else Find It Immensely Comforting To Have Someone Touching

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Clater: I Went To A Public School Okay I Know How To Inject Heroin

Clater: I Went To A Public School Okay I Know How To Inject Heroin

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Best-Of-Funny: Just-Laff: Never Throw Me Anything Unless You’re Ok With It Dropping

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