best-of-funny: okaysizedbangtheory: all alphabetically be had if ordered our sentences to what X

best-of-funny: okaysizedbangtheory: all alphabetically be had if ordered our sentences to what X

Richwhitelesbian: Wizcoylifa: Fifty Shades (Thats It. Thats The Whole Joke. Im Wearing 50 Pairs Of Sunglasses Right Now This Is Comedy Gold People) “Ya But How Many Chainz” I Holler From The Back Of The Crowd. Suddenly Its My Show And Your Girlfriend

Orbsteeb: Lemme Just Change Into My Pajamas. The Ol Pjs. Jammies. Lil Jammy Jammers. Jam Jams. My Sleeper Slippers + Hush Bonnet. Dream Garb. Slumber Pumps. Nightmare Raiment. Hypnic Haltertop. Gotta Go For A Snooze Cruise W/ My Sleep Peeps

Toocooltobehipster: I’m In My Element

Rnph: There Are Young Kids Out There Trying To Find Porn On Youtube

Phallocentricfascism: &Amp;Ldquo;So What Do You Like To Do For Fun?&Amp;Rdquo;

Unfriendlyasiangirl: Me: Ok I’ll Study At 8:00 Clock: 8:00 Me: Pretends I Didn’t See

Pityfriend: Wait??? Both You And Myself Have Genitals??? Well We Need To Find A Way To Celebrate Immediately

Sirderpington: Twofingerswhiskey: Egberts: Parents Who Dont Let Their Eight Year Olds Play With Kids Of The Opposite Gender Are Fuckin Weird Theyre Eight Wtf Are They Gonna Do Have Sex Jfc When I Was Thirteen I Had An All-Genders Sleepover That Ended

Novemberrain93: Mechanicmastermind: Alecwoodlight: Im Still Counting On One Last Wave Of Puberty To Come Really Late And Make Me Hot Most Of The Bones In Your Face Don’t Actually Set Untill You’re Around 25!! So You Can Look Drastically Different

Crocker-Incorporated: Finding A New Friend Slowly Developing A Crush On Them

Best-Of-Funny: Cosbyykidd: C02Xm: If A 99 Pound Person Eats 1 Pound Of Nachos That Person Is 1% Nacho Im Going To Bed. X

Nepeta-Lives: I Came Out As A Queer During Football Practice When My Coach Was Like “Son, You’re Having Trouble Throwing Straight” And I Replied “I’m Also Having Trouble Being Straight”. It Got Very Quiet And Then Coach Just Shook His Head

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