phallocentricfascism: “so what do you like to do for fun?”

phallocentricfascism: “so what do you like to do for fun?”

Unfriendlyasiangirl: Me: Ok I’ll Study At 8:00 Clock: 8:00 Me: Pretends I Didn’t See

Pityfriend: Wait??? Both You And Myself Have Genitals??? Well We Need To Find A Way To Celebrate Immediately

Sirderpington: Twofingerswhiskey: Egberts: Parents Who Dont Let Their Eight Year Olds Play With Kids Of The Opposite Gender Are Fuckin Weird Theyre Eight Wtf Are They Gonna Do Have Sex Jfc When I Was Thirteen I Had An All-Genders Sleepover That Ended

Novemberrain93: Mechanicmastermind: Alecwoodlight: Im Still Counting On One Last Wave Of Puberty To Come Really Late And Make Me Hot Most Of The Bones In Your Face Don’t Actually Set Untill You’re Around 25!! So You Can Look Drastically Different

Crocker-Incorporated: Finding A New Friend Slowly Developing A Crush On Them

Best-Of-Funny: Cosbyykidd: C02Xm: If A 99 Pound Person Eats 1 Pound Of Nachos That Person Is 1% Nacho Im Going To Bed. X

Nepeta-Lives: I Came Out As A Queer During Football Practice When My Coach Was Like “Son, You’re Having Trouble Throwing Straight” And I Replied “I’m Also Having Trouble Being Straight”. It Got Very Quiet And Then Coach Just Shook His Head

Tears-In-The-Tardis: Sometimes My Mood Is ‘Beyonce’ But Other Times Its ‘White Person In An Infomercial’

Zombieinmybutt: Wizcoylifa: What If Humans Lost All Their Skin Every Winter And Walked Around As Skeletons And The Trees Get Pissed When They Have To Rake All Our Skin Off Their Lawns How High Are You

Hungarian: Sometimes People Will Disagree With U But That’s Ok Bc U Can Just Kill Them

Cookiemonstahz: Li-Li-Litchi: What If Instead Of Police Dogs, There Were Giant, Man Sized Police Spiders There Would Be No Crime

Oopsishittedagain: Avengethewholockians: 420Goku: 420Goku: My Dad Gave Me A Golden Gaytime Ive Never Been Happier I Didnt Realise How This Might Sound To Non-Australians Im Really Sorry I Feel Like You Australians Are Just Fucking With Us Now

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