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cookiemonstahz: li-li-litchi: What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders There would be no crime

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cookiemonstahz:  li-li-litchi:  What if instead of police dogs, there were giant,

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Very-Best-Text-Posts: Albinoblackman: When Jesus Is Born I Get Presents When Jesus Dies I Get Chocolate  I Love Jesus .Txt

Very-Best-Text-Posts:  Albinoblackman:  When Jesus Is Born I Get Presents When Jesus

Very-Best-Text-Posts: Goldenthong: Did You Ever Stop To Think People Are Reading This Sentence In Different Accents  .Txt

Very-Best-Text-Posts:  Goldenthong:  Did You Ever Stop To Think People Are Reading

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Notahoe: The Coolest Thing Ever Is When You Drink A Lot Of Water During The Day And Then Your Pee Comes Out Clear And You Feel So Proud Of Yourself You’re Like Hell Yeah These Kidneys Be Hella Clean Son 

Notahoe:  The Coolest Thing Ever Is When You Drink A Lot Of Water During The Day

Starllex: When Youre At The Store With Your Mom And You See Something You Like And You Just

Starllex:  When Youre At The Store With Your Mom And You See Something You Like And

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Best-Of-Funny:  Partybarackisinthehousetonight:  Pro Tip: Glue A Tiny Mirror Over

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