best-of-funny: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something X

best-of-funny: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something X

Best-Of-Funny: Recklessjustin: Lzayoi: Lzayoi: Wtf Im Going To Feed My Dog A Chicken Nugget I Don’t Know Which One I Find Funnier, The Dog Or When I Went Onto Their Blog X

Fartgallery: I Hate That Like 30 Minute Period Before Going Out Where You’re Stuck In Activity Limbo And Don’t Know What To Do Because You’re Leaving Soon

Christmasblogger: Don’t Show Me Affection Ever Because I Will Fall In Love With You And Die

Saiderp: When You Finally Accept That You Really Like Someone

Herlittlepleasures: You Could Call Me At 2Am And I Wouldnt Mind But If You Call Me At 7Am In The Morning I Will Rip Your Insides Out

Kardashy: When You Like Someone But There Is Literally No Chance They Will Like You Back

Mackenziefrenzie: Our Pilot Was Just Like “Ladies And Gentlemen…I Hope You Realize You Aren’t On A Normal Flight..” And His Tone Was All Serious And Everyone Just Paused And I Started Having A Panic Attack Thinking It Was A Terrorist Attack Or

Yzma: Remember When Yahoo Bought Tumblr And Nothing Happened

Patrick-Arthur-Urie: Dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put That Thing Back On My Dashboard Or So Help Me

Vast-Sea: The Sexual Tension Between You And Anyone Your Age On Public Transport

Punkbread: 2Am Is The New 9Pm

Skypestripper: Hi Yes I Would Like A Glass Of Attention Please

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