christmasblogger: don’t show me affection ever because i will fall in love with you and die

christmasblogger: don’t show me affection ever because i will fall in love with you and die

Saiderp: When You Finally Accept That You Really Like Someone

Herlittlepleasures: You Could Call Me At 2Am And I Wouldnt Mind But If You Call Me At 7Am In The Morning I Will Rip Your Insides Out

Kardashy: When You Like Someone But There Is Literally No Chance They Will Like You Back

Mackenziefrenzie: Our Pilot Was Just Like “Ladies And Gentlemen…I Hope You Realize You Aren’t On A Normal Flight..” And His Tone Was All Serious And Everyone Just Paused And I Started Having A Panic Attack Thinking It Was A Terrorist Attack Or

Yzma: Remember When Yahoo Bought Tumblr And Nothing Happened

Patrick-Arthur-Urie: Dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put That Thing Back On My Dashboard Or So Help Me

Vast-Sea: The Sexual Tension Between You And Anyone Your Age On Public Transport

Punkbread: 2Am Is The New 9Pm

Skypestripper: Hi Yes I Would Like A Glass Of Attention Please

Ohshititsgreg: A Part Of Me Dies Every Time No One Gets My Joke

Ygrittesnow: When We Were Babies My Dad Was A Stay-At-Home Dad While My Mom Kicked Ass In The Courtroom But He Would Carry My Twin Brother And Me Around With One Baby On The Front And One On His Back In Backpacks And Women Would Come Up And Look At How

Hitlersasshole: I Burn Like 2000 Calories Everytime I Put My Bed Sheets On By Myself

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