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hitlersasshole: I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

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Methlabrador: A Dude At The Gym Just Reached In His Bag, Pulled Out A Bottle Of Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup, Smiled &Amp;Amp; Shook His Head Like That’s Just Something That Happens To People, Put It Back And Then Pulled Out A Bottle Of Water Instead

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Jehovahzwetness: Gay Marriage Should Be Legal Because Gay Divorce Court Shows Would Be Fucking Hilarious

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