shavingryansprivates: *lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

shavingryansprivates: lays down to take a nap wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused

Breadmaakesyoufat: Dontyoulovemebaby: Breadmaakesyoufat: Guys Its 2:Am And I Forgot What Oatmeal Meant And I Thought It Was An Emotion And I Said Outloud “Im Feeling Very Oatmeal” But It Didn’t Make Sense, So I Looked Up Oatmeal, But I Spent

Dietchola: There Was This Girl At My School Last Year And She Fucked Literally Every Black Guy At My School And People Called Her The Night Rider So She Moved

Macarena-Of-Time: Turn Ons: Free Shipping

Citymod: Do You Realize That We Live In A World Where People Lick Other People’s Buttholes And Yet Some Of You Still Complain About Double Dipping Chips?

Jehovahzwetness: Gay Marriage Should Be Legal Because Gay Divorce Court Shows Would Be Fucking Hilarious

Biteythevillain: Biteythevillain: What If Ur Bellybutton Screamed When U Covered It W/ A Shirt Cuz Its Scared Of The Dark How Fucking High Was I Last Night

Jadeita: Imagine How Much Better Life Would Be If We Could Double Jump Like In Games

Teamroosterteethcrafted: I Thought This Was A Cute Gif Of Matilda But I Was Horribly Wrong And I Cant Stop Laughing

Rasta Style Flower Child

Gl-Am-Ou-R: Darecrowavis: I Had To Watch This Like Twelve Times That Guy Stole Their Bag Or Something, So He Turns The Corner And Changes His Outfit And Pulls Out A Basketball, Then Pretends To Be A Bystander To Mislead The People Chasing After Him

I Shake It Like Jello

Fishgingers: Love Is A Weird Thing Like You Just Pick A Human And You’re Like Yes I Like This One I’ll Let This One Ruin My Life Forever

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