shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

Vocaroo: How Old Even Is Dakota Fanning??? One Minute She’s Like 6 The Next Minute She’s 42

Injuries: One Time My Friend Got A Boner In Class And The Teacher Thought It Was His Phone And Grabbed It.

Basedgosh: Presenting The New Victoria’s Secret Lil B Cup Bra, The Most Supportive Bra Which Loves You Very Much And Thinks Youre An Amazing Person

Fussyfangss: Do You Ever Just Scroll Through Your Dash Reblogging Everything Like “Damn You Guys Are On Fire Tonight”

Angrynerdyblogger: Do You Ever Just “What The Fuck Is The Point” So Hard That You Stop Everything You’re Doing And Stare And Pretty Much Wonder Why You Don’t Vanish From Existence Because The Level Of Done You Are Should Pretty Much Deconstruct

Rotg-Art: &Amp;Ldquo;Of Course There Aren’t Any Gay Characters In Animated Movies! They’re For Kids!&Amp;Rdquo; Yeah! Kids’ Movies Are Supposed To Be Innoc- Because Telling Kids That They Can Love Whoever They Want Is Too Terrifying And Confusing.

Marxvx: When You Like Someone So Much You Actually Listen To The Music They Send You

Honchcrow: Omg When I Was A Freshman My Math Teacher Told The Class About Her Divorce And Everyone Was Like “Aww Sorry” But Then She Said “Its Okay Cuz I Still Use His Netflix Account And Netflix Is All I Care About”

Rabioheab: I Always Wonder What Dogs Think Computers Are

Anus: The Scary Thing About Dating Is That You Are Either Going To Marry That Person Or Break Up

Shotacatboys: Shotacatboys: What Do Lawyers Wear To Court Lawsuits

Adamusprime: I See You’re Paying Attention To Someone Who Is Not Me. Why Is That.

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