lahmps: i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your

lahmps: i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your

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Donnysoldier: Birds Dont Even Have Eyebrows

Wingscanspeak: Hola, Wingamigos! Hollymim Here! Lets See How Many Pumpkins I Can Put On Guilian Before She Wakes Up! There We Go Children. If You Find My Body Call The Police.

Inbox: I’m A Teenager Why Does My Back Hurt I’m Not 70 Years Old

Spookyjacob: Ur Not Allowed To Be Busy Youre My Only Friend

Nakedexocakeparty: You Ever See Someone Attractive But They’re Such A Stereotypical Type Of Attractive That It’s Actually Boring I Trie To Explain This Thing To My Friends And They Didn’t Understand It. Fuck.

Crywonk: Averytare: Man Girls Are Gorgeous Alright This Could Mean One Of Two Things

Andrewhussiesbosom: I Hit My Arm On The Doorway And Shouted “Loud Angry Yelling” And My Fucking Mom Comes In Like “R U Ok I Heard Some Loud Angry Yelling” I’m Laughing Like A Walrus

Nishlo: My Two Uncles Were Getting Married And Everyone Was Crying And My Mom Looked At Me And Whispered “This Is So Gay”

Obamasaur: Going To Bed After Watching A Scary Movie

Itsbetterthananal: The Only Thing You Need To Know About Public School Is That People Go Hard As Shit During Classroom Jeopardy Review Games. There Are No Friends Here

Skypestripper: Snapchat Must Be Fun For Hot People

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