tatehorror: When you don’t remember what a song is called

tatehorror: When you don’t remember what a song is called

Mangocianamarch: Creepyold-Kit-Hands: #No Kitten Food Goes In The Bowl #Then Food Goes In You #You Seem To Have Confused A Step #If I Fits I Sits

Bagmilk: People Who Scream When The Teacher Turns Off The Lights

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Nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: Oodlyenough: What Year Is This Where Am I I’m Starting To Wonder That Exact Thing

Fuckslikeademon: Deliriosity: Mrsmiawallaces: This Vine Gives Me Life. I Fucking Played This Video In The Living Room In Complete Silence When My Mom And Step Dad Were In The Room And They Both Go “What The Hell Are You Watching”. Thanks Tumblr

Crawlytheserpent: Punacceptable: I’m Saying “Excuse Me” But I Mean “Why The Fuck Are U And Ur Friends Fucking Standing In The Middle Of The Hallway Blocking Everyone What The Fuck U Fucker”

Nursejoy: The Only Type Of Being Attacked I Am Okay With:

Pauliewantsacracker: When Your Teacher Gossips About Other Teachers

Unclefather: Things People Have Yelled In A Bath And Body Works Store: “What The Fuck Is A Eucalyptus” “This Smells Like My Grandma” “What The Fuck Does “Wood” Smell Like” “This Is Bullshit I’m Going Home”

Waspsbewaremywrathrawr: Fuks: Sail I Pressed Play Just As I Was Taking A Drink And Diet Coke Just Shot Out My Nose. I Feel Like I Just Vomited

Thechampagneandthestars: People From Other Countries Think That The Uk Is Filled With Beautiful, Posh, Benedict Cumberbatch Type Humans, When In Reality

Lookslikeazipper: Right So Im Walking Home And I See This Guy Rolling A Cigarette Under A Streetlamp And When He Clicked His Lighter The Fucking Streetlight Went Out I Stopped In My Tracks And Stared At This Guy Who Looks Up At Me Then To His Lighter