swafg: staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95me: here’s $10.00me: keep the change

swafg: staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95me: here’s $10.00me: keep the change

Rabioheab: 2 Years Ago On Canada Day I Was So Drunk That I Fell Over On The Street And Started Crawling And A Cop Pulled Over And Asked Me If I Was Ok And I Yelled Yes And He Just Said “Alright Good” And Drove Off Which Is Proof That Canadian Cops

Renancu: Having Fun Without Cursing

Crystallized-Teardrops: Phases Of A Student Does Homework As Soon As You Get It Worried About Being Caught Copying Homework Doesn’t Bother With Homework Until Last Minute Too Lazy To Even Copy From Others

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Oknope: Sorry Your Password Must Contain The Entire Alphabet, Your Left Foot, A Theme Song To A Television Show, And The Blood Of Your Enemies

Yoncevevo: Teacher: You’re 5 Minutes Late

A Student Tweeted About A Test, And The Next Day It Was The Teacher’s Desktop Background.

Niggaqueef: When You Sat In A Weird Position For A Long Time And You Move And Then Your Foot Feels Like This

Meladoodle: At Job Interview Oh Yes, My Criminal Record? The Only Thing Illegal I’ve Done Is Absolutely Killin It On The Dancefloor. Haha, Just Kidding! I Have Killed A Man

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Goldbriccs: Thegreatviino: African American Horror Story Crying

Alt-J: Theopiumwars: Brbjellyfishing: There Are Millions Of Starving Kids In Africa And Miley Cyrus Has 15 Chapstick Egg Things Did You Seriously Take The Time To Count Exactly How Many Chapstick Eggs She Had Before Making This Post? Counting

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