whiteboyfriend: ziggy-sharp: whiteboyfriend: *president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war *godzilla runs it* NO STAY AWAY FROM THEM THEY’RE MY SNACKS

whiteboyfriend: ziggy-sharp: whiteboyfriend: president voice 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war godzilla runs it NO STAY AWAY FROM THEM THEY’RE MY SNACKS

Alt-J: When I Say “Lmao” I Do Not Mean “Laughing My Ass Off” I Mean “Lmao”

Spongebob Squarepants

♡Shady Shay♡

Jackwhitevevo: Once I Was Babysitting My Neighbor’s 6 Year Old And She Asked Me Why I Was So Ugly And Without Thinking I Said “I’m You From The Future” And She Cried For Like 30 Minutes

I Shake It Like Jello

I Shake It Like Jello

Beezyboneog: Bonethugs

I Shake It Like Jello

Thatboycrucial: Me Before The Police Beat Me To Death And Empty A Clip In My Back

Ciggawet: Swipes Debit Card Sweats Profusely Purchase Goes Through Me: God Is Good All The Time Cashier: All The Time God Is Good

Thugprincesssss: Babe

Anotherbathroomoccupied: Hey-Its-Nine: Down-2Mars: Does Anyone Else See What’s Wrong With This Picture? Oh Shit Ohhhhhhh

LarkinLove Lass