Dietchola: This Guy At My School Wears Really Short Shorts All The Time And I Asked Him Why He Doesn’t Wear Normal Cut Shorts And He Said “If The Sky Is Out, Then My Thighs Are Out” God Bless

So Basically; When I Have A Boyfriend, This Is What I Want Him To Be Like.

Always &Amp; Forever

De Fermer Les Yeux, Dans La Mort Qui T'attends..

It's A Trajeudi

Girljanitor: Defira85: Ouyangdan: Sanityscraps: Imnotamisandristbut: I’m Not A Misandrist But If A Man Plays Video Games Then He Should Just Expect To Get Messages Asking Him To Show Pics Of His Dick. Everyone Knows Video Games Are For Women.

Andyroobarry: What If Disney’s Villains Had Won Instead?

Canceroftheearth

Go Get Your Shovel &Amp; We'll Dig A Deep Hole.

Dudewheresmytaco: Its So Weird That Popular Kids In My School Have Tumblrs Like Excuse You Losers Only

Holligenet: Thegestianpoet: #I Swear To Fucking God How Is This Not Canon Yet Laughs I Still Find It Hilarious That This Is The Actual Line. And The Wink…Oh Geez.

It's My Pleasure...

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