purpleblimp: “you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life” woah really are you serious wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

purpleblimp: “you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life” woah really are you serious wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

Applebright: Seriously Considering Filling My Pockets With Glitter And Whenever Someone Near Me Says Something Really Stupid Or Rude I’ll Just Reach Into My Pocket With A Dead Expression And Release The Glitter Into The Sky Above Their Head And Watch

Animeasuka: The-Devil-Loves-Chanel: In 1937, Two Women Wore Shorts Out In Public For The First Time. They Drew A Huge Amount Of Male Attention And Caused A Car Accident. They Caused A Car Accident But Seriously, Those Shorts Are Adorable.

At-Boundary-Conditions: What If Humans Have Cheat Codes Like If You Jump 14 Times And Then Punch + Kick Ok Awesome Now I Can Walk On Water And Do Calculus

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Chel-The-Fabulous-Asstec: Lalondes: Kevinprices: Lalondes: If You Sold All Your Eggs You Would Make $3.2 Billion Your Uterus Is Worth $3.2 Billion #And A Nutsack Is Worth Like $25 And Half A Pb&Amp;Amp;J I Just Realized That This Means Every Time You

C4Teye: This Is Sooo Fucking Relevant.

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Oswink: Legitimately Do Not Understand The Practice Of Shouting And Whistling At Girls When You Drive By Do You Expect Me To Run After Your Car Screaming Wait Come Back I Wanted To Have Sex With You

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