66Mph: All I Really Want Is A Cute Bad Boy Who’s Kind Of An Asshole But Is Really Sweet To Me And Calls Me Babe And Lets Me Wear His Leather Jacket And Runs His Hands Through My Hair And Make Out With Me While Leaning Against His Cool Car And He Gets

Hold Your Breath

Nishlo: Nishlo: Once I Got Surgery And I Was On Really Strong Medication And My Mom Was Upstairs But I Wanted Soup So I Got A Pan (Not A Pot) And Put The Soup In And Everything Was Going Fine But Once It Was Ready I Decided To Dump It On The Ground

Hold Your Breath

Dream On

Hold Your Breath

Jugulate

Lyssa Humana

Chevvybar: Uses “U” And “You” In The Same Sentence

Adamspong: Orangesenpai: Notanangryvegan: Ghost-Anus: Fuckin False-Ass Advertising God Fucking Om Fg Sueeeeeeeeeeeee

Hypergiants: Pulpofiction: Life Hack: If Someone Makes A Racist/Sexist Joke, Say, With Total Seriousness, “I Don’t Get It, Can You Explain It” Then Watch Them Crash And Burn &Amp;Ldquo;…And Then I Said, ‘Go Make Me A Sandwich!’ Haw Haw Haw.&Amp;Rdquo;

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