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My Mom Said I Couldn’t Have A Cookie Cake For My Birthday So I Stole All Of Her Towels

I Have Infinite Tenderness For You

Nosdrinker: Growing Up Is Realizing That Every Single One Of Your Problems Is Caused By You Being A Fucking Idiot

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Hey, I’m Scott.

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Janitalia: In 5Th Grade I Went To Camp With A Kid Who Covered His Entire Arm In Glue And When It Started Peeling And He Kept Telling Everyone That He Was Finally Molting And That His Snake Ancestors Would Be Proud.

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