chloemorets: i was telling a joke i made up the other day what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink penis coladas and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

chloemorets: i was telling a joke i made up the other day what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink penis coladas and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

I Cannot Handle This Fucking Picture

My Dentist Once Told Me That Letting Go Is Like Pulling A Tooth. When It Was Pulled Out, You’re Relieved, But How Many Times Does Your Tongue Run Itself Over The Spot Where The Tooth Once Was? Probably A Hundred Times A Day. Just Because It Wasn't Hurting

Jugulate

Xxv-Vii-Mcmxcv

Abstract Thoughts

Mostlycatsmostly: Pzzzza (By Gtxtom)

Live Your Life

Dirtbag

Dirtbag

Profoak: Profoak: Profoak: Profoak: I’m Literally Going To Use That 20 Letters In Alphabet On My Bf. Like As We Speak So Far So Good Mission Successful Abort Mission!!!!

Abstract Thoughts

Lordharrypotter: I Know That Many Of You Will Want To Fight. Some Of You May Even Think That To Fight Is Wise. But This Is A Folly. Give Me Harry Potter. Do This And None Shall Be Harmed. Give Me Harry Potter, And I Shall Leave Hogwarts Untouched. Give

Christy_Mack ChubbyDudes