Whiskey In A Teacup ☕️

Whiskey In A Teacup ☕️

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I Live For Glitter, Not You.

Boromirs: The Rulers Of Middle-Earth

Unimpressed2Chainz: I Hope All Of You Get To Makeout W/ Someone Hot At A Shitty Party While One Of These New Arctic Monkeys Tracks Plays In The Background

Isaaclafuck: I Just Really Really Really Want A Really Long Hug Where You Can Feel The Other Person Breathing After A While And You Just Kind Of Stand There Hugging Each Other And Maybe Even Just Close Your Eyes And Just Enjoy Being Hugged Why Can’t

@Sailorscouting

This Is Why Full House Is Still Adored

Jebiwonkenobi: When I Was Little I Thought Being An Adult Meant Not Having A Bed Time But I’ve Come To Realize That It Just Means Being In Charge Of My Own Bed Time And It Turns Out That I Am Not Equipped To Handle That Responsibility.

Lordticklefish: Sherkeys: A Netflix Spokesperson Confirmed To The Huffington Post That This Incredible, “Star Trek”-Laden Back-And-Forth Between A Subscriber And A Customer Service Representative Is Indeed Real. I Now Want A Job With Netflix.

Liking Someone And Pretending You Don’t Is A Lot Of Hard Work

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Pussylipgloss: You’re A Girl And Yes I Called U Cute I Meant It Full Homo I Don’t Half Ass Anything

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