cybercum: if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

cybercum: if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

I Really Wish Things Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T So Complicated. Everything Seems To Go Bad All At Once.

Gentle-Puffer-Fish: Falling Asleep On Someone’s Chest Wrapping Your Arms Around Each Other Synching Heartbeats And Breathing Slowly Falling Asleep In Big T-Shirts And Underwear Forehead Kissies And Murmured Affections Naps

Graystripe: “Look Mom, No Hands!” “Dear God Billy We Have To Get You To The Hospital”

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Adderalling: How Much More Must We Mackle

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Unclefather: I’m Waiting In Line At Walmart And I Watched A Child Pick A Penny Up Off The Floor And Eat It These People Are Savages I Feel Like I’m In The Wild

Schticky-Friend: Dickspeightjr: Dickspeightjr: Dickspeightjr: Girls Are So Hot Guys Are Hot Too Oh Man Why Is Everyone So Hot Global Warming

Scarred-And-Silent: Everywordinexistence: I Miss Getting Party Bags At The End Of Parties Why Dont We Still Do That Party Bags Were The Best Part Of The Party It Was Like A Reward For Being Sociable

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Code1Ne: It’s Really Cute When People Forget Your Existence Until They Need Something

Lorenzo-Drums: This Is What It’s Like When I Go On Someone’s Blog And A Playlist Starts Playing.

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