starllex: I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

starllex: I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

Andrewboo

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Liamfx: Enchant-R: Pxkour: Ex-0Ticdreams: Whutevuh: Kiss Me Like This Please Fave Fuck This Want Ahh

Drmng: A Couple Days Ago My Brother Was Driving And He Saw A Traffic Camera Flash At Him But He Was Going The Speed Limit So He Drove By It 5 More Times Thinking It Was Funny Because He Was Doing Nothing Wrong And Today He Got 6 Tickets In The Mail

Martinskey: [Breaks Down Your Door At 3 In The Morning] Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

Chlotana: Baby-Youremyliquor: Chlotana: Why Isn’t “So….Yeah.” An Acceptable Conclusion On A 10 Page Paper I’ve Not Really Ever Had Starbucks… Someone Take Me? Literally What The Fuck

Disappears: I Think Tumblr Has Changed My Whole Personality And Lifestyle

Foodtrucker: I Just Want Boys To Give Me Their Sweaters So I Can Smell Like Them And They Can Freeze And Die In The Harsh, Unforgiving Winter And I Can Emerge In The Spring Victorious

Ittybittynymphette: I’m A Gentle Fragile Forest Creature So Don’t Ever Yell At Me You Fucking Fuck Or I’ll Eat You.

Chaz

Homoforpromo: Hyclropump: My Freshman Year I Expected To Get W A Boy So I Decided To Shave My Butt But I Couldnt See So I Ended Up Cutting The Inside Of My Buttcheeks And After I Got Out Of The Shower My Buttcheeks Scabbed Together And I Couldnt Poop

Harmless Untruths

MEFetishism MH34u