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partybarackisinthehousetonight: the news is just some person saying “good evening” and then giving reasons why it’s not

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Onespecialnigga: Tummies Are Nice

Jamesfrancoe: Studies Show That I Am A Fucking Idiot

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So. Goddamn. Done.

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Humoristics: Sometimes Winter Is Wonderful

Slugzone: Theres A Giant Burning Orb In The Sky And It Can Burn Your Flesh, It Can Give You Diseases, It Can Kill You, Looking Directly At It Causes Physical Pain, And We All Think This Is Okay. We Like This Orb. We Like To Go Outside And Lie Around

Lalondes: Periwinklepinapple: Lalondes: [Walks Around With An Entire Big Mac In My Mouth But Never Actually Biting Down] It’s A Metaphor, See: You Put The Killing Thing Right Between Your Teeth, But You Don’t Give It The Power To Do Its Killing.

Jennels: Simon Cowell Is So Rich Why Does It Feel Like He Only Owns White Shirts From Walmart

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