its a long story

its a long story

Ughlaurahale: She’s A Banana

Billy-Mermays: Ishallnotconformtoyourconformity: How Is Cooking Feminine I Mean It’s Fuckin Knives And Fuckin Fire And Fuckin Dead Shit That All Sounds Extremely Feminine To Me.

Mistyzeo: Patternofdefiance: If There’s One Thing I’ve Learned From Reading Fanfiction, It’s That Clear Communication Will Save You At Least Three Chapters Of Angst. Amen.

Just Hold Me

Just Hold Me

Martinfreeman: Do You Have A Girlfriend? Girlfriend? No, Not Really My Area. Oh Right Then. Do You Have A Boyfriend? Which Is Fine By The Way. I Know Its Fine. So You’ve Got A Boyfriend? No. Right. Okay. You’re Unattached Like Me. Fine. Good.

Spirithealer118: Thebaconsandwichofregret: Kimbbearly: Why Dont Humans Have A Specific Noise That Means “There Are Bees Here Lets Leave Immediately” Why Are Elephants More Advanced Than Us We Do Have A Specific Noise, It Sounds Like This: “There

Dejavu394: Lexlifts: Alyssaaraee: I Didn’t Know Alpacas Were So Majestic It Is My Goal To Have One Of These In My Backyard When I Am Older The Emperors New Groove Got It Right

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Little-Smartass: Hello Yes I Have Two Important Things To Show U Figure One Figure Two This Has Been Your Daily Dose Of Intensely Confused And Rather Incredulous Jimmy T Kirk U May Now Continue Oh My Fuck Look At Them

In This Life Or The Next;

Team-Free-Plaid-Shirts: Mynameisntgood: Gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes: This Should Be An Industry Standard. I Volunteer. That’s It. I’ve Figured Out What I Want To Do With My Life. Best Job Ever.

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