if we have sex and you don’t finger me for a sufficient amount of time, don’t be surprised when I don’t call you back

if we have sex and you don’t finger me for a sufficient amount of time, don’t be surprised when I don’t call you back

0Ptimummm: Today This Girl In Class Looked Different Because She Had Straightened Her Hair And I Told Her It Was So Pretty And Straight And She Goes “Unlike Me”. So Me Thinking That She Has Bad Self Esteem, I Say “Don’t Say That. You’re Pretty.”

Mustbekarma: So Far Adulthood Is Just Going Grocery Shopping, Realizing You Didn’t Plan Well Or Logically, Going Grocery Shopping Again, Repeat Ad Infinitum. 0/10 Stars, Would Not Recommend

Jugulate

Guys Are So Full Of Shit “I’ll Fuck You Til You Scream” Yeah Right You’ll Finish In 3 Minutes Then Roll Over And Sleep While I Lie There Trying To Figure Out When Exactly You Stuck It In

In The Darkness I Will Meet My Creators.

Supjerbear: I Need To Get Something Off My Chest Takes Off My Nipple

In The Darkness I Will Meet My Creators.

Davidbyrne: I Love Laughing About The Friend Zone Because It’s So Dumb Like You Know Most Of Those Dudes Aren’t Even In The “Friend Zone” They’re In The “Ugh God Not This Dude Again” Zone

In The Darkness I Will Meet My Creators.

Tarynel: Karkats-Vantasies: Gildings: I Love Boys Who Have Massive, Throbbing Vocabularies. I Love Girls Who Have Clean, Tight Grammar I Like Big Dicks. Two Kinds Of People..

Forsmithsandgiggles: Lewdmangabey: Maybe I’m A Goddamn Bleeding Heart Hippie Liberal But I’m Totally Down With Paying An Extra .50 Cents For A Thing Of Fries If The Person Who Makes Me Those Fries Doesn’t Have To Work 3 Jobs Just To Survive.

In The Darkness I Will Meet My Creators.

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