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Puplets:one Time My Boyfriend And I Were Cuddling And He Was Like “I Know How To Read Palms” And I Got Really Excited And He Looked Really Intensely At My Hand And Then Gasped And Looked Up At Me And Just Went “It Says That You’re A Nerd”

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