drink-enoughwater: toned—babe: jebri: cyrilmusic: SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH oh OH OH!

drink-enoughwater: toned—babe: jebri: cyrilmusic: SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH oh OH OH!

Pineplapple: It Was Fucking Tacos

Doefriend: Octopickles: Doefriend: To Infinity And Beyonce Will Never Not Be Funny To Me Im Gonna Be Like 80 Years Old And Someones Going To Be Like “To Infinity And Beyonce” And Im Going To Laugh So Hard My Heart Stops Im Gogna Frikcign Psis

Lindsaylohansmugshot:this Is Possibly My Favorite Tweet

Bogleech:jesidres:merinnan:mathematicianalias:dear Axe, Your Ad Is Horrible. Let Me Explain How:1) It Objectifies Women.2) It Tells Young Men With Female Friends That They Are Not “Real Men”.3) It Tells Young Women That “Real” Men Don’t Want

Unlimitedgoats: This Is Seriously The Best Movie Poster I’ve Seen In Years

Darkbookworm13: Crashington: Darkenedgamr: I Laugh So Hard, My Things Were Knocked Off My Desk. These Are So Perfect Ok, Has Anyone Used These For Divination? I Must Know.

Miss-Nerdgasmz: Ho0Zy: When You Shake Up A Soda, Do You Blame The Soda For Bursting With Pressure Or The Force That Shook It? A Little Louder For The Racists In The Back

Reblog If You've Been Offended By The Words Of Your Own Parents.

“Yes Hello, I’d Like To Make A De-Paws-It.” “That’s Funny.” “My Finances Are Not A Fucking Game, Jessica.”

Random Thoughts Of A Shameless Nerd

Whymrdarcy: Artemisfowls:excuse Me. Mandatory Reblog Of The Best Sentence In Cinematic History.

Random Thoughts Of A Shameless Nerd

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