catmeme: chasing-roadrunners: no-mi-torta: Detectives investigating the murder of a girl who has weird contact names for people in her phone I love this [deep voice] who were her recent calls to?[normal voice] her last two calls were to Pussy Monster

catmeme: chasing-roadrunners: no-mi-torta: Detectives investigating the murder of a girl who has weird contact names for people in her phone I love this [deep voice] who were her recent calls to?[normal voice] her last two calls were to Pussy Monster

Nobody Is Perfect Until You Fall In Love With Them

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Smileprettybaby: Missmirandaaraee: Omg The Rot Just Looks At The Pit Like “You Gunna Say Me Right?” And Then Looks So Happy That The Pit Did.

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Nobody Is Perfect Until You Fall In Love With Them

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Meechonmars: If Rapunzel Was Black

Myreturnofsaturn: This Is Literally The Best Ever!

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