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I’m Drowning In An Ocean Of Thoughts

Pettyrevenge: I’m A Pool Table Installer. I Get Lots Of Request To Install. I Run Ads On Craigslist Often And Pick Up Some Business From There. A Man Calls Me Up Wants His Table Installed The Next Morning, But He Wants Me Done By 8 A.m. It Means I

Nayx: Someone Called My House Gay So I Had To Sell It. Couldnt Live In A Gay House

Spermbanker: Seattle Man. A Local Hero.

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Parksanrec: I’m The Guy From The Lady And The Tramp Who Gives Stray Dogs Pasta And Stands In An Alleyway Playing An Accordion For Them

Taehyung-Aah: I Shouldn’t Scroll Through Vine At Night..

Colehersch:the Dad What The Fuck

Valueprice: This Is Evil Aww Bby. 😢

Prepgoth: Sing Us A Song, Youre The Piano Man

Judgejudyofficial: In French We Don’t Say “Marry Me,” We Say Ted Cruz Est Le Tueur Du Zodiaque Which Roughly Translates To “Let Us Never Separate” And I Think That’s Truly Beautiful 😂😂😂😂