trashrabbits: nickfuckface: trashrabbits: im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain? shut the hell your mouth

trashrabbits: nickfuckface: trashrabbits: im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain? shut the hell your mouth

Macklemuffin: When Ur Friend Bemis Is Being Unreasonable

Death By Lulz

Ovenworthy: Finallyiveflown: Ovenworthy: That Was So Embarrassing I’m Never Speaking Again I Dont Even Know What You’re Talking About But Im Reblogging A Waitress Said “Enjoy Your Meal” And I Replied “Love You Too”

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As Long As You're Something To Own

Witch Tip:

Being So High That You Remember Aglet Is A Word And Used It In Context.

Laughcentre: Quite Possibly The Best/Worst Fortune Cookie Fortune Ever.

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Pain Princess

Dat-Soldier: Lagomrf: Sixpenceee: This Is How A Skate Shop And Butcher Share A Sign. For Some Reason This Amuses Me It’s Simple Man Either You Skate Or You Steak

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