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brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed, gets me all cleaned and dressed and out the door without any effort on my part? The Jetsons promised it to me when I was a kid and I want it. This waking up and expending

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed, gets me all cleaned and dressed and out the door without any effort on my part? The Jetsons promised it to me when I was a kid and I want it. This waking up and expending

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

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brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed,

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Son That’s It You’re Grounded. I Found A Rap Album Hiding Under Your Bed And It Was The Clean Version. I Didn’t Raise You To Be Such A Nerd

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Son That’s It You’re Grounded. I Found A Rap

Finally A Quinoa Devotee. #Quinoa #Kalettes #Roastedgarlic #Popcornchicken #Crispybacon #Chevre #Goatscheese #Basiloil #Homemade #Happyhippie #Foodporn #Food #Foodie

Finally A Quinoa Devotee. #Quinoa #Kalettes #Roastedgarlic #Popcornchicken #Crispybacon

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants

Enoughtohold: Anyway On Tv Love Between Women Always Ends In Tragedy But In Real Life You Can Have A Wonderful Wife Who Kisses You Goodbye Every Morning When You’re Half Asleep, That’s A Real Thing That Can Happen

Enoughtohold: Anyway On Tv Love Between Women Always Ends In Tragedy But In Real

Bestofpokemongo: Bonding With Dad

Bestofpokemongo: Bonding With Dad

Suspend: Boys Who Arent Afraid To Tell U When They Miss U Are The Best

Suspend: Boys Who Arent Afraid To Tell U When They Miss U Are The Best

Ghostsfacer: Ghostsfacer: What If People Got A New Name Every Birthday What If The Name Represented How Old You Were, Like Every 11 Year Old Was Named Josh “I Had My First Kiss When I Was Greg” This Wasn’t Supposed To Get Notes

Ghostsfacer: Ghostsfacer: What If People Got A New Name Every Birthday What If

*Life Is One Giant Nightmare*

*Life Is One Giant Nightmare*

Gelatins: Hello, Is This Mcdonalds? Ah Yes, I Would Like To Make Reservations For 2

Gelatins: Hello, Is This Mcdonalds? Ah Yes, I Would Like To Make Reservations For

Harleyandco: Batman: Cruise To Nightmare

Harleyandco: Batman: Cruise To Nightmare

Diary-Of-A-Chinese-Kid: I Can’t Deal With This

Diary-Of-A-Chinese-Kid: I Can’t Deal With This

You're Perfect

You're Perfect

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