patrik-star: Me as a parent

patrik-star: Me as a parent

Danielkanhai: I Was Just Walking Home From The Subway In The Rain And I Saw A Dog Walking Down The Sidewalk Alone Wearing A Sweater. Now, I’ve Seen Dogs Walking Down Sidewalks Alone Not Wearing Sweaters And I’ve Seen Dogs Walking Down Sidewalks On

Featheredschist: Thatlittleegyptologist: So Tonight I Joined My Parents, And The Neighbours, At The Local Pub Quiz. We Won, And Won The Bonus Round, Much To The Annoyance Of The Other Teams. Apparently My Parents And Their Friends Win Every Other Week.

Raisedbythewolves: Summer Without A Pool, Season Two. Directed, Photographed And Written By Sarah Bahbah. View The Full Series On Instagram: @Raisedbythewolves

Cosmicvibe

Thatfunnyblog: You Know What’s Creepy About Humpty Dumpty? They Never Said He Was An Egg.

Marukobott: If I Ever Misgender You: It Is Not On Purpose I Promise Im Very Sorry Tell Me Your Correct Pronouns And Ill Use Them Spray Me With Cold Water 5. If You Spray My Face With The Water, I Will Punch You.

Ruinedchildhood:

☹ Im Trying ☹

Never Trust Too Much

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Urbestenemy: When You And Your Best Friend Hear Your Favorite Song And Ya’ll Start Fucking It Up In The Club

Hentai-Mommy: Menenist? No I’m A Memenist. Meme Rights

JordanCarver Joymii