slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?“ and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “Maybe i need to use the sleep”

slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?“ and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “Maybe i need to use the sleep”

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