apocalyptic-genderpunk: showerthoughtsofficial: If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs. This is the shitpost we’ve all been waiting for

apocalyptic-genderpunk: showerthoughtsofficial: If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs. This is the shitpost we’ve all been waiting for

Itsyaboitaako: Itsyaboitaako: Reblog This With The Pettiest Reason You’ve Unfollowed Someone Some Highlights From The Tags

Rickymartinofficial: Get It Gurl

Firedrill

H3Ckn0: It Costs $0.00 To Be Loyal To Your Girlfriend

Jugulate

Yourecanceled: Weavemama: Apparently Being Exposed As An Untrustworthy President Is “Unfair” But Okay The Fact That He Called Himself A Politician Smh.you’re Not A Politician And You’re Not Even A Good Businessman.

Meladoodle: I Was Doing Face Painting For Kids And This 5 Year Old Boy Wanted The Comedy And Tragedy Masks, One On Each Cheek. I Was Like “That’s Different But Ok!” And Did Them. Then Later I Saw He Had Smudged One Of Them And I Was Like “Oh

Drakesideheaux: Sometimes I’m Like “I Wish I Was Pretty Like That” But I’m Pretty Like Me So Who Cares

But You Don't Love Me

Lizzielethal: Lmfao 😂

Dathatgirl: Sending Me Cute Messages Out Of The Blue Is The Key To My Heart, Like Yes Let Me Know I’m On Your Mind.

Bpdirt: Me: What The Hell Is Wrong With Me Brain: Here’s A Repressed Memory That Explains A Lot Of Things Me: Well Lock It Back Up?? Did I Ask For All That????

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