itsdivaduh: elegantpaws: carry-on-my-otp:THERE’S A SEQUEL LOL! I can’t with him. I love him. Hilarious

itsdivaduh: elegantpaws: carry-on-my-otp:THERE’S A SEQUEL LOL! I can’t with him. I love him. Hilarious

My Favorite Jokes

Boyvstheworld: Wayward-Saints: Nicolegendary: #Me Too Cat This Is The Single Greatest Thing I Will Ever Reblog During My Stay Here On Tumblr. #Bye

Nekama: How Do People On Tumblr Become So Interesting That People Actually Willingly Ask Them About Their Life Like I’ve Been Here For 3 Years And I’m Pretty Sure Half Of You Don’t Even Know My Name Dude. I Have Been Here For Almost 8 Fucking

Jobhaver: You: That Is A Nice Ass Shirt Me: Thank You But, To Be Honest, Its Called “Pants” And Not An “Ass Shirt”

Itsdadabitch: Socialnetworkhell: “Consensual Sex” Is Just Sex. To Say That Implies That There Is Such A Thing As “Non Consensual Sex”, Which There Isn’t. That’s Rape. That Is What It Needs To Be Called. There Is Only Sex Or Rape. Do Not

Audible-Smiles:queenshulamit:renpai:my Gf Is German And She Just Forgot The Word For Slug So She Asked Me “How Do You Call Snails Without Homes” The German Word For Slug Is Nacktschnecke, Which Means Naked Snail. Now Its Even Better

420Dogsquad: 420Dogsquad:perks Of Being A Legal Adult #285: No One Can Tell You You Can’t Have 40 Tater Tots For Dinner Cons Of Being A Legal Adult #137: No One Will Tell You That Its Probably A Bad Idea To Eat 40 Tater Tots For Dinner Bc Your Stomache

I Lied I'm Actually A Siren

Philsmom:my New Favorite Twitter Conversation.

Tarsdi: We All Have That Movie We Saw Too Young And Probably Scarred Us For Life.

Ismileanyway: Weavemama: I Saw This And Thought “Join The Damn Club”

A Drop In The Ocean, A Rush In The Wind.

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