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Anais-Ninja-Bitch:dunroamins:lovetnaomi:headspace-Hotel:funnytwittertweets:this Says Something About Human Nature, But What The Delight In The Unexpected A Love For The Absurd, Too!The Joy Of Potato, Also.
Grimeclown:grimeclown:being Horny On Main Is Ok Sometimes. You Guys Need Head. I Get It. I’m Hitting Like As A Salute And To Wish You Wellmuch Love To Our Cis Allies
Bishops-Severed-Torso:unclefather:i Wish That We Were Still Uptown Funking It Up And Not Whatever This Iswe Uptown Fucked It Up
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Curseworm:curseworm:i Think That Every Child Should Have Unrestricted Access To Thick Blackberry Brambles Or Some Other Delicious Fruit That Grows Encased In A Painful Fortress. I Think Wading Through Thorns To Reach The Cluster Of Shining Ripe Berries
Notemily:wonderfullyvillainous:every Song Should Start With “It’s Britney, Bitch”
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Padme-Anakin:spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), Dir. Jon Watts
Flyfella:the Internet Was Invented For Men To See Their Friend’s Dicks And Everything Else That Happened Was An Accident
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